look and despair

we will domesticate the shark. we will restructure society around shark ownership. this is basic fucking marxism people.

i think I sent an accidental death threat to Fatboy slim smh i was high as shit and in my head I came up with what couldve easily been fatboy slims comeback hit but I knew i had a tendency to forget shit when I came down so I knew I had a small time window so I needed to contact fatboy slim as quickly as I could to sell him this idea but I only had 140 chars to do it so I thought the best way to tweet it was “@fatboyslim you have 6 hours”

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

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garlic bed

Dark Shoutout to Michael’s the craft store for not letting me use their  55% of coupon on coloring books

i forgot the word “callout”