JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS
Quotes taken from Jenna Marbles videos posted between January 2019 - May 2019
βΒ CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?! β
βΒ Itβs easier to talk if I have some background music. β
βΒ I just want to walk into a room and be That Bitch. β
βΒ No, no, no, no, no. You put that sentence back in your mouth! β
βΒ Bitch, I look like Pauly D! β
βΒ Would you like to play a game of pick up basketball, where I will most for sure dunk on you? β
βΒ I have art fear. β
βΒ I take back all of my confidence. β
βΒ I was going to say that I donβt hate it, but you know what? I fucking hate it. β
βΒ That is so nasty. β
βΒ There are two ways that you can go through life: one, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, or two, you can scream the entire time. β
βΒ Itβs okay, sometimes I feel like screaming my way through life too. β
βΒ I feel like everyone just wants to watch me fail. β
βΒ Alright, I guess Iβm just gonna sit here and space out for a while. β
βΒ I might just fuck around and get some sun damage. β
βΒ Y'all bitches are trying to fucking troll me. β
βΒ I love it, but this is stupid. β
βΒ Donβt. Donβt. Whatever youβre doing β donβt. β
βΒ Youβre embarrassing me in front of the beautiful people. β
βΒ I mean, I only fucked up like seven times. β
βΒ Hey, maybe chill? β
βΒ You really just went for it, didnβt ya, bud? β
βΒ What a dysfunctional squad. β
βΒ Mine. Mine also. Mine also. β
βΒ Your protest has been heard. β
βΒ Come get y'alls shit. β
βΒ Whatβs happening to him? Is he buffering? β
βΒ Dear God. Itβs me. Ya girl/boy, [name]. β
βΒ As horrid and terrible and awful as it is, it kind of fucking rules, and I kind of want it. β
βΒ I have two pairs of jeans, and I resent them both for being uncomfortable. β
βΒ This is like the weirdest murder scene ever. β
βΒ Iβm getting dumber from doing this. β
βΒ Well, hereβs our semi completed circle of hell. β
βΒ Itβs ugly, itβs stupid, itβs infuriating. It makes me so angry. Thatβs why it belongs in my house. β
βΒ Welcome to a journey of mediocrity. β
βΒ You can eat anything you want. Itβs just a matter of whether you want to die from poison or not. β
βΒ If you eat this, itβs just like Darwinism at its finest. β
βΒ Are you okay physically, but also like, in general? β
βΒ I know I already fucked up, but like, I also donβt care. β
βΒ I got accused of running a rain forest cafe in my house. β
βΒ I want a tree in my house! β
βΒ I donβt know why any of these succulents are alive. β
βΒ Sometimes I go on instagram and I just start to feel real bad about myself. β
βΒ I look like Iβm cosplaying as Jesus. β
βΒ Is my face the problem? β
βΒ Thatβs a hairstyle that just screams βIβm a basketballβ. β
βΒ Bounce me, mommy. β
βΒ Are you telling me Iβm never going to be a wig braider for Daenerys? β
βΒ Honestly sometimes itβs like speaking to a goldfish. β
βΒ Iβm here. Thereβs food. Turn on the cute. β
βΒ Youβre lying, and Iβm recording the whole lie. β
βΒ Oohhhh! Rosanna Pansino! Please help my cakes come out okay! β
βΒ Thank you, lord and savior Rosana Pansino. β
βΒ I do what I do, and you do what you can do about it. β
βΒ You know, sometimes you donβt have to do it to βem. β
βΒ How about we put our hips together, and you use your left hand and Iβll use my right, and we floss as one? β
βΒ Sometimes I read wikipedia and I donβt really know what going on. β
βΒ The Easter bilby gets a knife, and murders children! β
βΒ Although youβre very cute, that was sooo much. β
βΒ I go to place where food was before. Maybe food spawn again. β
βΒ Iβm like so mad but also like so impressed with you! β
βΒ Oh here he comes! Seabiscuit himself! β
βΒ Weβre going on a long, long life journey together. β
βΒ Maybe theyβll cry at each other and create a dimension and then both go into it. β
βΒ Welcome to week two of no self care whatsoever. β
βΒ I left for ONE week. β
βΒ Oh, whatβs that smell? Itβs bullshit. β
βΒ Sometimes trying to open your tiny mind is exhausting. β
βΒ Me and my dog are here to find your bullshit. β
βΒ How do I delete a clip while Iβm filming it? β
βΒ Now no one can eat that cause itβs covered in your feral. β
βΒ Go unconscious again. Go to your happy place. β
βΒ Mouth is hungry! β
βΒ Papa, Iβm so starving. I havenβt eaten in 84 years. Papa, please feed me chip. β
βΒ For me? I can has? I can has chip? β
βΒ Oh my god! Is that ramen? Thank you ramen god! β
βΒ I would never bite the hand that feeds me. β
βΒ Yum yum. Whatchu got for me? β
βΒ Good morning motherfuckers! β
βΒ Nooo! Now I have to live with my reality! β
βΒ Now I have to actually face the fact that I sat down and spent time doing this. β
βΒ We playing nothing but Usher. All Usher, all the time. β
