Keep off the dirigible plums.

I just had a dream where I robbed the queen of England and was going to sell her dresses on eBay

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

just so we’re clear if I make a confused sound during class I expect you to respond with an equally confused sound so I don’t feel alone and miserable

and the deep frustration when you go back to rewatch that moment for inspiration, and without the character going through all that misery beforehand it just doesn’t do it

when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead

or worse

expelled

Okay but in the new star wars there’s that super serious Rey scene when she goes to the basement but I can never focus on her because of BB-8 in the background very carefully going down one stair at a time like BB-8 ur round please don’t do stairs at dramatic moments

i spent that whole scene wondering how bb8 was going to get back UP the stairs because the child is Round

#he tried to DIE so he wouldn’t have to answer what kind of next level evasive tactic

i could never be a super villain bc i literally sneeze all the time

when you are not your favorite person’s favorite person it kind of feels like you’re constantly swallowing sand

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

headcanon that the lightwoods only know that demons dig blondes because multiple demons have hit on jace before