shitty in pink

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

let’s all crash our cars into walls

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

Anyways feeling asexual asf today. But yesterday I was a pornstar. And tonight I will cut my own hair

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again