shitty in pink

if only i had something hanging off the same arm that i'm using to hold my water bottle that i could use to carry it that would also hide it. oh well

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

How come nobody is posting their private parts on this site no more

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."