completely and perfectly and incandescently happy.

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

You are a clumsy but sweet person living in a time where robots are commonplace and do most manual tasks for humans. They can’t speak, but every time you bump into one you profusely apologize. You also always say thank you and treat them kindly, despite being inanimate. One morning, you wake up and peek out your window to see chaos and destruction- and your house and front yard are in pristine shape.

beautiful.

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

This was the best opener of the season

please watch this gem of a show 

LOVE TRIANGLE

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

Rb for that art doe

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

reblogging for the second time

ALWAYS REBLOG

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

pics or it didn’t happen

I refuse to believe any of these are real

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

I saw 0 wake me up when September end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed

it is your due date. you are healthy. your baby is healthy. in Colorado, it is NOT legal for you to get an abortion because that is not how late-term abortions work.

also no one in their right mind goes through forty weeks of pregnancy just to have an abortion, like literally nobody would ever do that

At forty weeks, the abortion would be called a c-section or an induced labor and it would be born alive. If you didn’t want it, it would go up for adoption or to an orphanage. It’s not even a late term abortion. That’s a full term delivery. By the next day, the pro life people won’t give half a shit about that baby.