𝔚𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔫

The project includes

1. "We're getting rid of Mercury. It's dead. It has no core. We don't need it."

2."I will go down in history as the first president to ever reinstate a planet. That's right. Mercury's out Pluto's in. Don't worry it evens out. Don't worry about any gravitational pull. It's fine. We'll fix it. We're getting rid of dead weight and adding back Pluto. It'll even out. "

3. "We all knew that Neptune was always the best planet. Katy Perry was always the best astronaut. She had a concert in space. The aliens loved her."

4. "We're renaming Earth to The Planet of The Free. Don't worry. The communist will be sent to Mercury. Then forgot about. As we are getting rid of it. Don't worry about it. We will send them into the Sun. Maybe they'll live. If they don't I'm sorry for the families of those people. They didn't deserve to know communists. It's there fault."

(#TheLandofTheFree, #FreeKarenReed /j)