it’s honestly so rude how i’ve never been kissed under a mistletoe. the disrespect.

on the 16th let’s just have everyone posting and reblogging nsfw shit nonstop. Really make those last moments matter.

for our last act of defiance, we’ll all be horny on main

watching tumbler dot com delete ALL nsfw content instead of just weeding out porn bots is like that scene from spongebob where he’s trying to help patrick open a pickle jar 

fuck u, next

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

I find comfort in knowing that people who I’ve cut out of my life are left with this version of me that simply doesn’t exist anymore. The memory and image of me that they have isnt who I am, and I’m happy that it’s that way. I’ve changed and grown and they wont ever get the chance to know the better version of myself that I’ve become during their absence.

Council of gays. Assemble

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

motion passed council adjourned

feeling of the day: no