Miles

how I met your mutual

love how Shawn and Gus mainly get around by simply walking in whatever place they need to go. And just asking questions. "hey did you know that dead guy?" and it's always "oh yeah we were sleeping together" and never "WHO ARE YOU" or "HOW DID YOU GET HERE" or "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE"

Mark S has lived his entire life hungover and Helly R has lived her entire life hungry. They don’t even know what life is like without their afflictions. They don’t know what it’s like to feel clear and full. To feel well.

I hope Devon leaves her loser sellout failhusband for the slightly unhinged fugitive brain surgeon living in her brother's basement

do you think burt and fields know how badly they fucked up by revealing to irving that severance has been going on for way longer than the public knows. do you think they know about his i hate lumon diary and his locked case of secure & confidential documents and his pepe silvia wall of corridor paintings. or do you think they sent him on his way with his little tupperware out the door. baby yall picked the WRONG motherfucker to invite to your little ham & cuckolding soiree

i can't believe "You were thinking about Wilson during sex? That's so cool, so was I!" is a real quote from House

Okay Severance is the best show out there but I genuinely believe it would be elevated to another entire level if they add a little box in the right corner showing Ms Cobel's live reaction to everything going down in the episodes that she wasn't in

I’m dizzy ohuhgh