Miles

i kind of want them to bring back the dennis doll i think it was introduced during an era that was underprepared to deal with its potential. and by that i mean dennis didn't fuck the doll

day 1 of not jerking off anymore

starting day one of nofap today

starting today im not gonna be jerking off

day one no more masturbating

nofap day one

day one no more jerking off

starting nofap today

no more masturbating starting today

start my first day of nofap

today is the first day of my anti masturbation journey

never going to jerk off again starting today

starting my first day of no jerking off

how I met your mutual

love how Shawn and Gus mainly get around by simply walking in whatever place they need to go. And just asking questions. "hey did you know that dead guy?" and it's always "oh yeah we were sleeping together" and never "WHO ARE YOU" or "HOW DID YOU GET HERE" or "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE"

Mark S has lived his entire life hungover and Helly R has lived her entire life hungry. They don’t even know what life is like without their afflictions. They don’t know what it’s like to feel clear and full. To feel well.

I hope Devon leaves her loser sellout failhusband for the slightly unhinged fugitive brain surgeon living in her brother's basement

do you think burt and fields know how badly they fucked up by revealing to irving that severance has been going on for way longer than the public knows. do you think they know about his i hate lumon diary and his locked case of secure & confidential documents and his pepe silvia wall of corridor paintings. or do you think they sent him on his way with his little tupperware out the door. baby yall picked the WRONG motherfucker to invite to your little ham & cuckolding soiree

i can't believe "You were thinking about Wilson during sex? That's so cool, so was I!" is a real quote from House