"can you please stop bothering me during work? my boss is going to get angry." "no, he won't, in fact, i think he says that you should go on a date with me." "really? and why would he say that?" "because i'm your boss, i bought the coffee shop." "you did what!"

“i just want to know that you’ll have someone making sure you’re safe and well fed.” jimin scoffed, crossing his arms. “i’m an adult, hyung. i don’t need someone to make sure i’m fed. “what about safe? who will make you feel safe?” “you make me feel safe.”

“we shouldn’t! this isn’t ethical.” “oh, you’re probably right. i’ll go then.” “but then again…” “are you going to kiss me or what, kim taehyung?”

"i'll do it." "what?" "i'll do it, i'll pretend to date you." "don't be ridiculous, i could never make you go through that, tae. there's-" "it's really not a big deal, chae, i'm an actor. i'll do it, i'll pretend to be your boyfriend."

"so you just saw yoongi at this nightclub but you didn't interact with him?" "no." if by interact you don't mean having a stranger over at your home, making out with him, and then having sex, then no. no jimin did not, under any circumstances, interact with yoongi.

[yoongi and jimin meet at a nightclub. after a few shots, they go home together. by the morning, there are cops at jimin's door asking for 'min yoongi'.]