low-cal calzone zone

at the end of the day no matter what… my natural nail beds and eyebrows will ALWAYS be unclockable

my traps are tingling…. it may be time to get jacked again

if my husband really loved me he would buy me the rachel antonoff butter tank top (he does not know this brand exists)

maybe will cry some day in the future when i think about the compliment i received yesterday from one of my friends

become a father in your 40s, listen to the masters on the radio while working

i do still think it’s hysterical how people don’t understand that the “the kind of wedding you have doesn’t reflect the quality of your relationship just do it in your living room” thing also equally applies to big/fancy weddings