fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

Freud proposed the idea that the psyche was divided into 3 unique components: the Ed, the Edd, and the Eddy.

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

@gregor-samsa-daily