open up my ribcage

If you’re the next person to ask me why I’m not 'getting into the christmas spirit' more then I’d like to warn you I have about 10 pairs of scissors within arms reach.

Do any of you have an interest in writing novels that may potentially ruin someone's life?

Right, is Ruby Grant just going to appear out of the woodwork and be like, "it's me! I'm the one who wrote this slander!"?

U-uh… did you notice that… it’s not as windy today… right?

Yeah. But, it's gonna snow soon, maybe. That's disgusting. 

I finally got around to making a pump up playlist! The only problem now is that I don’t know whether it should be for the cheerleaders or the volleyballers.

I mean, we’d have to have the technology to survive underwater…but yeah, that would be cool.

Just because we'd need it doesn't mean we'd get it. 

Um, okay?

I hope not. I’m going to miss vacationing there so much if it does happen.

You would get murdered in our movie for me? I’m touched, you would die so I could get a storyline. Why the hell would we kill animals, much less a dog? If anything, I’d probably end up dying for a dog.

I'm not saying I would get murdered, I'm just saying I could. But, then you'd be the typical white male hero, and I think we should break some stereotypes. Can we all end up dying for a dog?

She’d probably end up getting murdered anyways and I’d rather not have a vengeance arc, they’re overdone.

A vengeance arc could happen with whoever, though. I could get murdered, and you could seek vengeance on the killer. You have to promise me, though, no animals will die in this movie. Particularly dogs.

I don’t know if that’s an honor or a burden.

I'm going to say it's a burden. Babies smell awful, and she keeps getting a grip on my hair whenever she can. 

Yep.

Great. Mystery solved. Case closed. Moving on now