guy gardner.

❛  alright, you’ve won. happy now ?  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re okay ?  ❜ ❛  can you say that again ?  ❜ ❛  come on, are you serious ?  ❜ ❛  do you come here often ?  ❜ ❛  don’t do this to me.  ❜ ❛  don’t leave me alone again.  ❜ ❛  forgive me. just this once.  ❜ ❛  go and never come back.  ❜ ❛  have you lost your mind ?  ❜ ❛  i already knew about that.  ❜ ❛  i can’t trust you anymore.  ❜ ❛  i did it for you.  ❜ ❛  i have to do this.  ❜ ❛  i think i’m in love.  ❜ ❛  i will wait for you.  ❜ ❛  i won’t let you down.  ❜ ❛  i’m always here for you.  ❜ ❛  is now a bad time ?  ❜ ❛  it’s okay. i’ve got you.  ❜ ❛  just pretend to be happy.  ❜ ❛  now what do we do ?  ❜ ❛  oh, don’t pretend you care.  ❜ ❛  please believe me for once.  ❜ ❛  probably not, but who knows ?  ❜ ❛  sometimes, you can be infuriating.  ❜ ❛  stop ! we can’t do this !  ❜ ❛  tell me what’s going on.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing left to say.  ❜ ❛  this’ll be the last time.  ❜ ❛  we can’t keep doing this.  ❜ ❛  well, are you ready then ?  ❜ ❛  what are you talking about ?  ❜ ❛  what are you waiting for ?  ❜ ❛  where should we go next ?  ❜ ❛  why did you do it ?  ❜ ❛  will you go with me ?  ❜ ❛  you are everything to me.  ❜ ❛  you can talk to me.  ❜ ❛  you deserve to be happy.  ❜ ❛  you really have no idea.  ❜ ❛  you’re hot when you’re mad.  ❜ ❛  you’re going to be okay.  ❜ ❛  you’re out of your mind !  ❜ ❛  you’re stronger than you think.  ❜

but these are my best friends. the best friends i’ve ever known.

            i feel the same way.

so @willwarrior​ and decided that once guy and tora finally get married, they’re having a whole bunch of kids.

six of them.

“  i thought you were gone.  for good. ”

“  you left and—  i thought you weren’t coming back.  ”

“  i miss you.  i know i’m not supposed to,  but.  i just had to see you.  ”  

“  please don’t scare me like that again.  i can take a lot of things,  but not losing you.  ”

“  i can’t even take the very thought of you getting hurt.  ”

“  you could’ve gotten yourself killed! you could’ve— fuck!  you scared the shit outta me.  ” 

“  yes.  i am telling you what to do.  i’m telling you not to pull something like that again because—  ‘cause fucking hell.  i care about you.  okay? ”  

“  i found myself driving home and then.  well i was on my way here.  ‘cause i guess…you’re still my home.  ” 

“  please,  tell me why you’re upset.  tell me who did this?  ”

“  you don’t have to come over here and take care of me you know.  i can clean up my own messes.  ”

“  don’t talk.  just get the fuck over here and hold me.  ”

“  loving you is like having my heart just out in the world.  outside of my body walking around.  every time i see you hurting,  it kills me.  ”

“  i made you cry.  and i hate myself for that.  i swore i wouldn’t be one of the people who left you hurting.  ”

“  you really hurt me this time.  but i want to let go of that.  i really do want to forgive you i’m just scared you’ll hurt me again.  ”

“  i know you’re mad at me right now,  but i’m the one who’s here.  let me be here.  let me help.  you can be angry later.  ”

“  i’m here now.  i know i wasn’t before.  but i should’ve been.  and i’m not going anywhere.  i’m not gonna let that happen again.  ”

“  it’s time to come home now.  ”

“  that’s enough.  you’ve got your revenge.  let’s go.  ”

“  i know you’re hurting.  and i can’t fix that.  but i can refuse to let you hurt alone.  ”

“  i’m never letting go of you.  i missed you so fucking much.  ”

“  look at me,  you’re safe.  and you’re not alone.  and i’ll never let you be alone again.  you understand?  ”

“  i broke my promise to you once.  i’ll never do it again.  ”

“  i don’t need you to go white knighting and fix all this.  i just want you here.  with me.  that will make me feel better.  ”

“  just stay still and let me hold you.  ”

“  you don’t have to hide your tears.  let it out.  then we’ll move on,  together.  ”

“  i just.  needed to talk to you ‘cause.  somehow you always know what to say.  ”

“  don’t bury your feelings.  sadness.  hurt.  rage.  feel it.  acknowledge it so you can decide what you want to do with it.  not what it will do to you.  ”

“  i miss your smile.  and not that sad one you try to fool everyone with.  the real one.  the one you used to show me.  ”

“  come here.  i’m taking care of you tonight.  and you’re gonna let me.  ”  

1) our muses reunite after sender thought receiver was dead. 

2) our muses reunite after receiver thought sender was dead. 

3) sender shows up at receiver’s house drunk after they’ve broken up. 

4) receiver shows up at sender’s house drunk after they’ve broken up. 

5) our muses are on bad terms but reunite after one of them nearly dies. 

6) sender finds receiver crying and approaches,  clearing the tears with their hands while demanding to know what happened. 

7) receiver finds sender crying and approaches,  clearing the tears with their hands while demanding to know what happened. 

8) our muses haven’t been speaking,  but sender rushes to take care of receiver after they’ve been injured or fell ill. 

9) our muses haven’t been speaking,  but receiver rushes to take care of sender after they’ve been injured or fell ill. 

10) sender hurt receiver in some way,  which led to receiver doing something reckless and sender shows up to stop them/or deal with the aftermath. 

11) receiver hurt sender in some way,  which led to sender doing something reckless and receiver shows up to stop them/or deal with the aftermath.

12) our muses are in a fight,  but cuddle anyway because they don’t like sleeping alone. 

13) receiver wakes sender from a nightmare. 

14) sender wakes receiver from a nightmare. 

15) sender wakes up in the hospital and finds receiver at their side,  who is in the same clothes as the day they were admitted because they’ve refused to leave their side. 

16) receiver wakes up in the hospital and finds sender at their side,  who is in the same clothes as the day they were admitted because they’ve refused to leave their side. 

17) our muses are currently on the outs,  but receiver goes through something traumatic and sender pushes past their friends to get to them. 

❝ I am [Name], I’m the captain, and I’m surrounded by morons. ❞

❝ Seriously, where is everybody? We’re being chased by a bunch of little freaks! ❞

❝ I got two minutes of peace and quiet without you morons jabbering away at my ears, and then we get fucking attacked. I’m in hell. ❞

❝ Oh this is so fun, isn’t it? This is so fun. ❞

❝ That’s the most perfect, beautiful thing I can imagine: a full military. ❞

❝ Everyone is in uniform, everyone is uniform, and they’re all puffing their chests out being the brave heroes they should be. ❞

❝ There’s gotta be a crew out there that’s just as good!❞

❝ I can’t find any help. ❞

❝ Does anyone work on this ship but me? ❞

❝ Here, we share one mind and one heart. And we hide nothing from each other. There are no secrets kept and no one tries to take advantage of anybody… And I assume that’s what’s going on everywhere else too! ❞

❝ We can’t be dishonest to each other, that’s terrible! ❞

❝ What do you know about pleasure putty? ❞

❝ It’s amazing! You’re your own boss, you make your own hours! And you recruit people to sell the pleasure putty. Not only are you your own boss, but you’re their boss too! ❞

❝ It forms this perfect structure– the strongest shape in the universe– a three dimensional triangle. ❞

❝ Take the shot! ❞

❝ Androids and steroids, we got this! ❞

❝ Get off the main voice channel! My ears are bleeding! ❞

❝ I may be a droid, but I’m programmed with emotions to inhibit my more rash behaviors so right now I feel absolute desolation and defeat. Talk me out of it, [Name], ‘cause I’m in a bad place. ❞

❝ There’s a reason swiss army knives are sold in gift shops: they are trash! ❞

❝ When you are buying a tool, you don’t want the thing that kind of does it all! ❞

❝ People want to be it all! We don’t care about that! ❞

❝ What do you want your coffee guy on the corner to do? D’you want him to be an amazing poet? Do you want to know he has an amazing garden at home? You want him to make the best fucking cup of coffee! ❞

❝ This database can interface, but it can also devastate! ❞

❝ We hate shenanigans. ❞

❝ I would be remiss if I did not say, first and foremost, that what you did was extraordinary. Which is incredible for someone as emotionally checked out as I know you are. ❞

❝ It’s getting old. This whole… school thing. Have you ever thought about, y’know, getting out of here? ❞

❝ Real mathematics, mathematics that matter, always come from the heart. ❞

❝ There is no numerology, study of meaning, quantitative value asset, that is greater than the feeling of doing something you’re passionate about. ❞

❝ Well, I’m a true spacer so… No insurance! ❞

❝ There’s this loud noise… ❞ / ❝ There’s a loud noise? Yeah, we’re being attacked right now! ❞

❝ You know, if you want like an actual job here, let me know. ❞

❝ Oh no, I’m absolutely loaded with a maxed out 401k I think I’ll stick with what I’m doing, but it’s so great to talk to you. ❞

❝ We may just be cogs, but at least we’re platinum. ❞

❝ Young and hip people don’t have to say that they’re young and hip. ❞

❝ Get. Out. Of. My. Head. ❞

❝ I don’t want to dump the cargo because that’s how we make money and that’s how we make grenades. ❞

❝ Not one of you can do your jobs right. ❞

❝ Yeah. Cry about it. ❞

❝ I would cry if it weren’t so expensive. They charge me for that. ❞

❝ I love powdered egg substitute! ❞