☆Stars By The Pocketful☆

Reblog if you're bisexual and sleepy

Fandom was literally created for freaks by freaks. If you can't handle freaks in the freak hobby, then get out.

"fan" is short for "fanatic." it's not only-cares-a-bit-and-not-in-a-weird way-dom.

u dont like brid?? 🐤? cheep cheep?

Girls will be like “you just had to be there” about an event they watched occur through their computer screen

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

"vampires will never hurt you" what if I want the vampires to hurt me. What if I want the vampires to f

I looooove ignoring a character's death in the media I like, like what do you mean they're dead no they aren't they are alive and I'm having a cup of tea with them right now :] no I'm not in denial shut up shut up shutupshutupshut

today i talked to a 14 year old who told me they saw "puss and boots" recently and loved it, and they said they had to go see it because they love "shrek." they were like, "that movie is just iconic." and i was like, "oh yeah, haha, it came out when i was a kid, so i know what you mean." and they were like "o_O what?! shrek came out when you were a KID?" and i was like "yeah, i know it's like retro for teens to like it now, right?" and they were like... "wait, what?!?! SHREK? that movie came out when you were a KID? and you saw it when it came out????? what was that even like!!!" and i was just like "haha well you know it was... well. it was. it was definitely a movie a lot of us watched at that time. shrek." and the look on their face was like i had just told them i saw the beatles in concert in 1964

i wish real life had savestates

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

wait which one was that?

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

nvm i take it back. great idea

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore

a girl must see her special little character at least once a day lest she get consumed by rage and start throwing rocks at people