Incorrect Quotes from Willow (2022)

Jade: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Kit: Three words. Jade:

*somewhere down the road* Elora: Guys, I just don't know what to do. This is all Graydon ever would have wanted but I don't know if I can betray him like that. Kit: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals. Elora: Kit: Kit: Just buy the damn pastry already

*The gang is all sitting around the fire* Graydon: Hey, here's a fun question. If you weren't on this quest, what would you be doing? Elora: Hmm, probably making muffins or cakes or something. Jade: Training. Obviously. Boorman: Schmoozing the higher ups in Tir Asleen. Jade: *raises an eyebrow* Boorman: Please, I was born for politics: I have great hair and I love lying.

Willow: Tell me about an accomplishment of yours. Elora: Oh, uh… *trying to be modest* That's quite hard, I'm not too sure! Kit: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so… Willow and Elora: *share a glance*

Sorsha: Say it with me: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Boorman: *brandishing a knife* Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you Sorsha: No, that's not-

Jade: What are your goals? Kit: To pet all the dogs. Jade: No, fitness goals. Kit: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Graydon: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Boorman: If? Elora: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die

Jade: I think we're missing something. Graydon: Teamwork? Jade: Cohesion? Kit: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Graydon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Elora: You and me, babe! Graydon: *tearing up* Okay

Boorman: Am I going too far? Scorpia: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Kit: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Jade: I wake up at 4:30 AM for training with Ballentine Kit: ... Kit: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Graydon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jade: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Graydon: Death is a social construct.

*as everyone is falling asleep on the quest* Graydon: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Jade: Go the fuck to sleep Graydon: What gif I don't want to? Jade: *suddenly scrambles out of bedroll to strangle Graydon*

Willow: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Boorman: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police