erectile dysfunction

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

even the baby one i dont give a fuck

are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate 

actually when i made this post it was a baby

If I were a doctor and someone came to me to have a Pickle Rick tattoo removed I wouldn’t charge them. It would be inhumane for me to make them go on like that

im sorry the doctor made you pay for the removal but you dont need to subtweet him

All my followers do is own me on every post I make

Wait this rules.

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

i know i say this all the time but those old guys with candles and night caps and pajamas knew exactly what the hell was going down

OH S H I T

Alternate universe Ratatouille

Ratacoochie

im sorry WHAT

this is the power move immediately above pissing next to someone in an empty bathroom