William's Wonderworld

So kill the doge and fuck the kings, we’ll show you what a pirate brings to town, it’s death, to sea, it’s riches, not sorcery, stiches or witches can rebuild before they learn what it is to be killed and it’s be killed or be free, be a symbol for the world to see: We rule the oceans where no man’s a slave where everyone’s free because no king is safe

Beware the friendly ship merchant’s lies; At his wares you better look twice!

The most glorious of places can attract the most unsavory of figures!

Hear the shocking truth about the wars shaking northern Italy and the Balkans!

Not all who are given great destinies suceed in reaching them.

Fate sometimes has extraordinary nailbiters in store for us.

Great men get up where lesser men stay down.

Thus we shall miss that man who wrote it all But now is the time to stand here tall Shout it from the rooftop, from the wall This does not end the Discworld’s call His legacy will never fall

Strange conquests make for strange tales.

The great laws of old should not be broken and he, who in tragic heroism tries, pays greatly.

While some seek slaughter, others give peace a chance. This is dedicated to the true, hidden heroes.

Only few know the glorious tale of Ragusa. But they still know it as if it had been yesterday, and this glorious nation lives on in our hearts.

Indeed you are welcome. This is a place for grand tales of grand people! Have you heard the first tale? Do you want to? This is the place.