hiss hiss, bitch

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Reblog this to wrap the person you reblogged from in a blanket like a burrito

Put in the tags the vhs tapes you had as a kid that you watched over and over again.

I watched all of these on Betamax, the superior system. :haughty sniff:

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks