John Backflip’s worst enemy

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trips you

can someone yell at me to finish my work so I can get back to more work (storyboarding for my show)

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Can I love for the love of the game?

As long as you love.

can I hate for the front flip of the game

how many times have you done a front flip

what if I ate your jugular

while you were busy writing like a damn doctor, I was front flipping in front of your mom, essentially peacock-mating dancing her into becoming my wife

ah, so you have chosen the side of John? how pitiful. today, you frog fiend, you have chosen war. all out war. prepare for combat! at 11:00 sharp! gather your brethren and horses, for I shall not back down!

My dear comrade, if this is the path we must take, so be it. I will bring those who are willing to unleash such wrath even the mongols would run in fear. May mercy be present when you come to a loss. See you a small hand's tick before noon.

pray to your gods, frog fiend, for where you’re going, you’ll need every celestial’s help.

All I need is my God who gives me strength. He will stand with me in this war. Best of luck, friend

Ha! Good luck, you foul frog. If this was theatre, I’d say Macbeth. Prepare for the twenty fifth, you abhorrent amphibian.

what if I ate your jugular

while you were busy writing like a damn doctor, I was front flipping in front of your mom, essentially peacock-mating dancing her into becoming my wife

ah, so you have chosen the side of John? how pitiful. today, you frog fiend, you have chosen war. all out war. prepare for combat! at 11:00 sharp! gather your brethren and horses, for I shall not back down!

My dear comrade, if this is the path we must take, so be it. I will bring those who are willing to unleash such wrath even the mongols would run in fear. May mercy be present when you come to a loss. See you a small hand's tick before noon.

pray to your gods, frog fiend, for where you’re going, you’ll need every celestial’s help.

what if I ate your jugular

while you were busy writing like a damn doctor, I was front flipping in front of your mom, essentially peacock-mating dancing her into becoming my wife

ah, so you have chosen the side of John? how pitiful. today, you frog fiend, you have chosen war. all out war. prepare for combat! at 11:00 sharp! gather your brethren and horses, for I shall not back down!

what if I ate your jugular

while you were busy writing like a damn doctor, I was front flipping in front of your mom, essentially peacock-mating dancing her into becoming my wife

what if I ate your jugular

it has, john. how’s it going in england? oh wait, i almost forgot! you were exiled! ahaha! for witchcraft! because of me!

After probably hundred of years, I decided to rest, not travel for a while. I made my home in America, where people don’t care about witchcraft!

ah yes, in america. land of the “free”. god knows they have no taste in acrobatics! and i have been mastering my frontflip, perfecting the art. you shall never be better than me.

Oh please, who even does a frontflip anymore? Backflips are all the rage nowadays.

oh spare me, backflips are so 2016, you plebeian.

I’ll have you know that backflips are way more popular than frontflips.

it has, john. how’s it going in england? oh wait, i almost forgot! you were exiled! ahaha! for witchcraft! because of me!

After probably hundred of years, I decided to rest, not travel for a while. I made my home in America, where people don’t care about witchcraft!

ah yes, in america. land of the “free”. god knows they have no taste in acrobatics! and i have been mastering my frontflip, perfecting the art. you shall never be better than me.

it has, john. how’s it going in england? oh wait, i almost forgot! you were exiled! ahaha! for witchcraft! because of me!