♦️ i'm a sucker for you ♦️

she’s just so tiny and has such powerful voice. she’s a literal angel, so i wouldn’t be surprised if some of them are fans. could you imagine a bunch of firefighters and police officers going around singing ariana!!!!!

Belinda got me to be an Ariana fan a long time ago. Isn’t your husband already doing as such with his coworkers? I’d be down to do that with mine at the hospital and I’m certain the kids would love it too.  

only if 911 can provide me with ariana grande

It just might. After all, I’m sure some of them are big fans. 

Morning hike through the Muir woods, Bones asleep in his travel crate, and actually a little cloud cover. A good start to the day, I think. Anyone care to join me at a cafe for morning tea?

I don’t know why I thought you were far away from San Francisco. The word “Muir” kinda threw me off, not gonna lie.

WILL I EVER LOVE THE SAME WAY AGAIN???? WILL I EVER LOVE SOMEBODY LIKE THE WAY I DID YOU???? NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D BE SO DAMN HARD TO REPLACE!!!!! I SWEAR I DON’T MEAN TO BE THIS WAY!! IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU, IS LOVE COMPLETELY OFF THE TABLE????? DO I SIT THIS ONE OUT AND WAIT FOR THE NEXT LIFE??????

Do you need me to call 911?

If she goes full psycho on me, it’s a good thing I know a doctor. 

It’s making me stacks on stacks on stacks, bruh. 

I’m a Doctor though, not a magician. If she mauls you with those awful long nails of hers, there’s not much I’ll be able to do. 

Mmm, probably paint my face red, white, and blue and get absolutely pissed at a 4th of July parade. Probably shout “MURICA!”. Do you think they make “Kiss me, I’m American!” t-shirts? I should ask Nate…

That sounds very Braveheart like. Even if it’s not about America, of course. Could be a nice theme for a party at some point though -- except, I’m not sure the girls would be down for it. I’m pretty sure they make all kinds of t-shirts nowadays. You shouldn’t have any trouble finding that online.

I believe they call this roleplaying. You’re quite fond of it, aye.

It’ll come eventually. Probably. I don’t actually know but it’s best to be prepared isn’t it? Or something like that. 

Trust me, I’ve prepared myself plenty. Those things usually happen when you least expect them anyway. Got any 4th of July plans already? Because we were thinking of doing something nice. 

The kind that dishes the deets no one wants me to know.

Stay white and nerdy, I can dig it. 

She seems pretty unpredictable. I’d watch out.

Bruh, I’ve been known. 

 Totally feeling like college isn’t preparing me for shitttt. What is good?

At least it was useful enough to teach you how to wear a condom.

Good thing you’ve gotten used to it, otherwise having them call you for emergencies would have gotten a bit dicey. 

Tell me about it. I haven’t received such call yet and I can only hope the trend continues. Thankfully there’s enough of us working there.