Life Is Harder Than It Looks

my laser hair removal technician introduced herself to me today even though we’ve met a couple times and i introduced myself back instead of pointing it out. but then i butterflied my legs for her to zap and she went “oh my god, we have met before, i’m so sorry! i didn’t recognize you with your new haircut.” which. sorry. it’s nice of you to remember but. did you recognize me by pussy

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

Great work everybody, hit the showers

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it

I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it