they connect!

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

beans on toast defenders (i will always support beans in any diet)

really strong opinions on what counts as toast and what does not for the purposes of this post (i left it vague for a reason)

a million avocado toast recipes that sound so delicious

someone who soft announced their pregnancy in the tags (congrats!)

"do i...have POTS?"

1:27 pressure

This implies that maybe Will started wearing his mother's jewellery after he came out and I just think that's so cute 🥺💗

Chapter 2: Outside the Door | 3.8k | Mature

Will's condition worsens. As Will isolates himself in his room, Mike tries to help in any way he can.

first of all, if we have to use the terms—a girl/boy dad is something a man becomes AFTER he has the kid. There is no determinism involved with the sex of one’s unborn child, and it gets real dicey when we start going that way. I also hate that having a son or a daughter—or preferring one—is something that can exist as a “vibe” for a character who doesn’t have kids.

is this coming from fans preferring headcanons of mike or will having tea parties and painting nails with their kid? that they would be glad to have a daughter because she won’t want to play catch with them? if so, i reject the notion that mike and will cant be having tea parties with their son or playing sports with their daughter. not only is this perpetuating the idea that boys and girls should be raised differently, this is assuming their hypothetical kid is gonna be straight and gender-conforming!

i also want to respectfully remind everyone that the whole idea that gay guys should have daughters and lesbians should have sons attitude comes from a very homophobic place. there’s an implication that same-sex parents shouldn’t or can’t raise same-sex children—and why is that? is it because we wouldn’t know how to raise a kid of our same sex right? or because we’re predators?