Please Dehydrate

did all of these in the hw breaks I had during the week to keep myself sane

very gay very pink very cold!! cuz i like all of those things

posting this on my main to announce that I’m gonna keep the gay stuff here bcuz… reasons!. thx bye!

So yesterday I played an Adventure Mode DST mod with some other Robot Pizza Party people! It was good but a) hectic and b) slightly glitchy. We got A Cold Reception as our first world and stopped after that.

Everyone was insane or desperately staving off insanity all the time, because it was constantly raining and 75% of the dayclock was dusk, just like spring in real life, and @dragonheadskilax was dead for most of the game after running into some guardian pigs and took the opportunity to scout around without the constraints of material needs, up until I finally got fed up with the sanity drain and stuffed a heart into him. Also we were immediately attacked by frogs before the intro cutscene was even over.

I didn’t get any screenshots in between world hops, because I was too busy trying not to die. We had trouble finding food as well as our sanity woes, since food is often scarce in Adventure Mode even in singleplayer, and I made the sanity problem worse by eating raw green mushrooms for hunger. 

The gang:

Wilson: me

WX-78: @quackadero

Warly: @goat-slice

Willow: @butlerkitty

Wes: @dragonheadskilax

Wilbur: @gokipon

Wortox: @werecrowe

(Leaking)

DST Return of Them:

Wilson: “I don’t want to drown!” Willow: “I’m gonna drown!!” Wolfgang: “Wolfgang cannot swim!” Wendy: “Here I come, Ophelia.” WX-78: “HELP” Wickerbottom: “Goodness, we’re sinking!” Woodie: “Hold on, Lucy!” Maxwell: “Oh dear.” Wigfrid: “A Viking shalln’t abandon her ship!” Webber: “We’re too young to drown!” Winona: “We’re goin’ down!” Wortox: “Into the drink I go, hyuyu!”

Shipwrecked, part 1 (boat HP low):

Wilson: “I seem to be sinking.” Willow: “I’m going down!” Wolfgang: “I will fight sea!” Wendy: “I will soon face a watery grave.” WX-78: “DESTRUCTION IMPENDING” Wickerbottom: “I do believe this boat is sinking.” Woodie: “I’m aboot to sink!” Maxwell: “I fear I’ve sprung a leak.” Wigfrid: “The sea pulls me toward Hel!” Webber: “Down, down, down we go!” Walani: “This thing is letting on water.” Warly: “Oh no… I can’t die on an empty stomach!” Woodlegs: “She be goin’ doooon!” Wilba: “MINE BOAT GO'EST GLUB GLUBS” Wormwood: “Why sinking, Floater?” Wheeler: “I’m up to my socks in seawater!” Wagstaff: “Gaining water, rapidly.”

Shipwrecked, part 2 (boat HP critical):

you actually do have a few seconds to get to land or deploy a fresh boat after your boat starts breaking up in DST, so you can see these lines without dying or cheating; in Shipwrecked you can still control your boat as long as it has more than 0 hp so you can get to land at this point if you’re careful

WX-78 sinking alone is resigned to their fate/stating an unfortunate fact; WX sinking when there could hypothetically be people around cries out for help (more directly than anyone else, even)

Maxwell loses his composure while sinking alone, but keeps a stiff upper lip about it in front of others