mocking.bird

#Doom switching to internal comms#and desperately asking his SiC who the fuck this is#‘Fax sir’#‘The Corrie asshole??’#‘That’s Fox sir’#‘I thought Fox was one of Rex’s suckers’#‘That’s mini Fox sir’#‘fucking hell someone get a new baby name book to Kamino’#‘that’s how we got Hughbert Franklin sir’ (via @frostbitebakery)

every day i get on a silly little train to go to work filled with bankers in suits and every day i pull a different brightly coloured extremely conspicuous romcom paperback out of my bag with a title like SEDUCING A WEREWOLF…….THE POOL BOY’S RETURN…….DANGEROUS MAFIA MEN…….and stand reading it above some man in a tie who tries desperately hard not to make eye contact with the shirtless inexplicably hairless smouldering man on the front cover