hello

You’re all monsters

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break

THIS IS SO CUTE.

DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU

YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER

THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG

“and aNOTHER thing”

Was that caption really necessary

IDK, but the music was

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

chaotic neutral

Iconic

i don’t care about fictional character drama. if you like a steven’s universe character who did something wrong once, fine. if u like any of the asshole double-crossing nintendo jesters, cool. i don’t even care if u like that smiley lady from the emoji movie. but know this: if u stan buck cluck from chicken little, i hate you with every once of every fiber of my very bring and my living force will carry on in spite of you.

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’