Not A Real Life Superhero (Unfortunately)

Wish I could say the same, Zachariah. Why the hell not?! Bitch fuckin broke your heart, dude!

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Even if you don’t say it aloud, I know you feel it. She’s not a bitch.

You know, you’re a total loser and I hate your guts, but I’ll admit it was a really nice change getting to see you without that fake ass bottle blonde you called a girlfriend.

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Oh yes, I adore you too, Katrina, though I can’t say I like any digs at Stella.

I swear it’s just cause they locked you in a box to shoot that stuff for homecoming. thankfully i still have a small chance that i’ll finally be in a crossover movie and i can have MJ be sassy to Peter. 

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That’d be great. I’m excited to see exactly what Puck gets to do with everything going forward, and you too of course. It was a fun ride with Marvel and with Cap, I’m so glad I got to do as much as I did.

I feel like I have the opposite happen, I forget how much I miss the craziness of LA whenever I’m gone for not work related things.

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Where are you going back to when you’re heading back home? Not everywhere is as great as Portland and not every family is as great as mine.

Axel: Yeah, and apparently he wasn't it.

Axel: You think I should bring my ex's shit to Atlanta so we can have it there? ... I mean, I could.

Axel: No problem.

Zachary: He wasn't.

Puck: Always. Who else would I get dolled up for?

and yknow, im still mad about that.

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We’ll fix it eventually, you’ll get to witness all this on a set, not just at events. And if it helps you, I never really shared any screentime with Puck, sometimes. I did all my stuff for Homecoming in a day, didn’t get to hang with any of you.

Puck: Just let me freshen up. My hair is a mess.

Puck: I only speak the truth, my love.

Puck: That makes sense. Want to skype your reptile child?

Atlanta misses you fyi, but portland you at least get some good coffee.

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It’s cute you say that having never been in a movie with me. Tragic for you, I know.

Axel: 12 years with one person will age you rapidly, my friend.

Axel: I am so having a 'death to my marriage' bon fire now.

Axel: Alright. You got this, dude.

Zachary: If it's not the right person, yeah.

Zachary: Well that's kinda great. Maybe you should postpone it a couple days, I can join.

Axel: Yeah, you're older than I WAS, but now I'm an old man, so I need to hope that I won't hurt myself trying to relive my lost youth.

Axel: Ooh, s'mores over my firepit... That actually sounds really fun.

Axel: Well, if you ever need to smash things or something, lemme know

Zachary: Barely older than me, so it's still not helping.

Zachary: Voice of reason strikes again!

Axel: He's a little older, little worse for wear, but maybe if I can actually start to really move on... you'll really get to meet him.

Axel: Do you think I should burn all his shit? I still have his shit in a box.

Axel: Well, you're lucky you didn't have to deal with that. I'm sorry, Z.

Zachary: Hey, I'm a hell of a lot older than you were before you married him, so you can stop that slander.

Zachary: No harm in it. I say go for it. Roast marshmallows.

Puck: of course, babe. Always.

Puck: You're the only person in my life worth marrying, babe.

Puck: Well, that's annoying.

Zatch:

Zatch: Awwe, you flatter me!

Axel: See, that's because you didn't know me pre-Scott. I was a lot more fun before I got married...

Axel: I mean, I think Stella is great, talented, stunning, and an amazing person. But when she behaves like a child, I question everything.

Zachary: Well I'm happy to get to know that guy now.

Puck: I'm glad you're with family, dude.

Puck: that would be tough to hear from someone you love, someone you're so sure about. I wish I had any insight, but we all know my feelings on marriage.

Puck: Have you tried asking?

Zatch: Thanks, man.

Zatch: Yeah, yeah. But you offered to marry me when we're old, so you can't hate it that much.

Axel: I don't have to pretend that I'm not fantasizing about guys at work anymore. Damn that is a freeing feeling.

Axel: She's starting to get mad now. I told her to actually swear and get angry, because that will actually help.

Axel: I know you do. Not sure why, but I know you do.

Zachary: I feel like I'm watching a baby listen to music for the first time. Or when they give those colour glasses to colourblind people.

Zachary: Hopefully it does.