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Texts || Puckitty
Kitty: Yeah. Not sure why. Not like the bitch has done anything exciting.
Kitty: I would literally rather interview Barney or one of those dumb Teletubbies before I interview her.
Puck: Right? Like... she dances. Cool.
Puck: Well, come over, you can bitch all you want.
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Texts || Puckitty
Kitty: I have to spin it so I'm always right. Duh.
Kitty: Awesome. I'm coming over. I need to vent. The freaking network wants me to interview stupid blondie and the Catfish guy for the show.
Kitty: I'm refusing though. I'd rather play nice with my former childhood BFF.
Puck: ... they want you to interview Stella Fabray?
Puck: By all means, come over and bitch about that.
Texts || Puckitty
Kitty: What I'm reading here then is that I was *half* right. I just had it in the wrong order.
Kitty: So... what're you doing tonight then?
Puck: You would read it that way.
Puck: Nothin'. I'm literally free as a bird until just before Christmas
Texts || Puckitty
Kitty: The fuck?
Kitty: Why the hell did I think you were still in ATL then?
Puck: ... I was never in Atlanta, I was in Hawaii finishing up Jurassic World 3.
Puck: I go to ATL in January for Thor 4 and GOTG 3
Texts || Puckitty
Puck: Hey Kitty Kat.
Kitty: So when the fuck are you going to be back?
Puck: ..I've been back for like 3 weeks, dude.
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Texts || Puckitty
Kitty: 'Sup, Puckerhottie ;)
Puck: Hey Kitty Kat.
text - zuck
Zatch: Oh, one of many names in that not so little black book?
Puck: Eh, I shower, run my fingers through my hair, put on cologne. It's not tough to impress them when I pull my shirt off.
text - zuck
Zatch: Awe, getting all fancied up for me, be still my beating heart.
Puck: Always. Who else would I get dolled up for?
text - zuck
Zatch: Sounds like a date.
Puck: Just let me freshen up. My hair is a mess.
text - zuck
Zatch:
Zatch: Awwe, you flatter me!
Zatch: Yeah, I just ... stopped replying. I can't do it anymore tonight.
Puck: I only speak the truth, my love.
Puck: That makes sense. Want to skype your reptile child?
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text - zuck
Zatch: Thanks, man.
Zatch: Yeah, yeah. But you offered to marry me when we're old, so you can't hate it that much.
Zatch: I brought it up, she ignored me.
Puck: of course, babe. Always.
Puck: You're the only person in my life worth marrying, babe.
Puck: Well, that's annoying.
text - zuck
Zatch: I'm grateful I'm out here, that much I'll say.
Zatch: She said she got scared when I proposed, scared marriage would ruin us?
Zatch: I'd like to know what I did to make that thought even cross her mind.
Puck: I'm glad you're with family, dude.
Puck: that would be tough to hear from someone you love, someone you're so sure about. I wish I had any insight, but we all know my feelings on marriage.
Puck: Have you tried asking?
text - zuck
Zatch: I guess.
Zatch: I just would rather she be okay.
Puck: Question is though... are YOU okay? And don't give me any bullshit. Are you actually okay?
text - zuck
Zatch: Yeah.
Zatch: Kinda? I said okay.
Puck: Good, good. She needs a time out.
text - zuck
Zatch: Well ...
Zatch: She apologized.
Puck: Oh... wow.
Puck: And you responded?
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text - zuck
Zatch: I know it's not. And I hope she does too.
Zatch: Isn't he a hobbit?
Puck: I hope so, yeah.
Puck: He looks like one.
text - zuck
Zatch: I guess we have to wait and see.
Zatch: Yeah, I told her it wasn't the same and it got dropped pretty quick.
Zatch: Good thing you don't have to talk to the guy right, at least he'll never be your director.
Puck: I suppose we shall.
Puck: Good, that's good. Because it is so not the same thing.
Puck: thank god. She got insulted that I called him a hobbit. I reminded her that I am 6'5 and everyone is shorter than me.