guide to troubled birds ⌠sentence starters
âYour eyes look tasty.â
âI feel witchcraft upon me.â
âI disembowel. Itâs what I do.â
âIâm addicted to shiny things.â
âi am 100% organic gangster.â
âThis jackassery will not stand!â
âIâm three ounces of whoop-ass.â
âMother Nature wants you whacked.â
âMy mating dance is mostly seizures.âÂ
âI love you despite the warning signs.â
âIâd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.âÂ
âI have a natural talent for being irrational.â
âIâve been through hell and come out singing.â
âMy only crime was that I was down to clown.â
âIâve never been one to half-ass shenanigans.â
âI fancy myself a woke-ass citizen of the world.â
âA profound thinker, but I cannot stick my mental landings.â
âThe risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.â
âI am looking for trouble, and if I cannot find it, I will create it.â
âHe gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.â
âI do not go to my happy place. I go to my high, lonesome place.â
âMy emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears, and rage.â
âThis was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame, and self-torment.â
âSnacking between meals is the least, but tastiest, of my problems.â
âI meditate mostly for a 15 minute break from this ongoing shitshow.â
âMy modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off.â
âThe drinks came. I wasnât about to be sobered by anything like regret.â
âA financially unstable mess, but at the liquor store they call me maâam.â
âI am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.â
âThey might have passed a very pleasant evening, had shit not gotten real.â
âI hope youâll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and itâs all I have left.â
ââThis is wonderful!! This is going to be fine! I love thisâ!â I was soon to change my mind, however.â
âHe had a violent, uncontrolled temper which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good-looking.â