Dont read my blog go away

So like…nothing triggers ur gag reflex but potatoes?

do you consider going from president to burger van owner a downgrade or upgrade

Do you have any meat alternative burgers or shall I just sadly eat fries with no burger. Or should I just not go to a burger place in general.

Have you ever even eaten your own burgers

what's your hair care routine

Hey king, what’s your favorite time of day to watch the sky? I like dusk, that pretty moment just after sunset but before it’s truly dark out feels like that final ending note in a song that doesn’t complete the final chord. It’s calming but doesn’t quite feel like an ending, more like an extended pause while you wait for the next song, the next day, to start. Though I would probably enjoy watching stars a lot more if it weren’t for all the light pollution.

i went to your restaurant and got fucking food poisoning what the hell

Hey. I am not ‘anonymous’, it just says I am. You probably have lots of different people like me asking you questions, but we have chosen to conceal our names, which is why we all appear as ‘anon’. Hope this helps.

any advice for aspiring politicians

hello mr soot do you think being dead for a bit made you any better at the art of the grill. would you recommend dying to any up-and-coming burger entrepenuers

Hey if hypothetically a customer came to your burger van and that customer hypothetically lost their fucking house in a big explosion last November would they get a discount or. Perhaps a coupon

Hey king what is your favourite type of bird

tf is ranboo sauce

haven't seen your employee at the van for a while

if you don't mind my asking why is your son a fox

hi are you a red head?