"OK, you guys win. I'm becoming a full-time surrogate. This is literally the best! I mean, don't get me wrong, I loved being a nurse, delivering people's babies was so rewarding! But I kept seeing all these pregnant women, glowing, so happy to be pushing out yet another literal pile of kids, so experienced they could casually hold a conversation over Zoom or with family in the room.... or to their adoring TikTok followers, as they gave birth. I was always so cautious, making sure to take my birth control, only sleeping with guys if they wore a condom.....
But I asked you guys for advice on my situation, being so jealous of pregnancy but so scared to try it out! Well, fuck. I guess you guys really corrupted me this time! Yes, I'm pregnant again already after giving my quadruplets to that nice lesbian couple, who showed me such a lovely time as I gave birth for the first time! I can't believe how many times I orgasmed giving birth, I've seen countless women do it before, most legit just masturbate as they talk to family and give birth, but never so many times.... I was more exhausted by the sex than the actual birthing! You guys weren't lying.... it's so easy. ❤️
So now I'm addicted. I'm probably pregnant with at least octuplets, I agree with the poll from other surrogates and moms, where eighty-five percent of you said you prefer not know how many you're carrying until it's time to push them out. The surprise on family members' faces as you just keep going is so worth it, I bet! You guys will have to guess next time, sex or not, I'll be streaming my births from now on! Living as a surrogate is perfect. I get monthly checks to stay home and be a pregnant brat who may or may not be gradually fattening up, not that you guys mind, do you? Then my big payout when I hand the kids over, so I've never been so financially secure!
I do spend a lot of time at home but it's so nice going out to bars or the club and not having to worry about birth control or condoms, it's sooo freeing to tell a guy to put away his condoms if he starts trying to open one. The feeling of having a pussy so full of cum it's drooling down your leg constantly is the best feeling imaginable. Although by the end of this pregnancy I doubt I'll be doing much walking, let alone dancing. Maybe I'll start inviting any willing, helpful guys and gals in the Chicago area to help take care of my needs.... After all, I am a spoiled breeder cow now, I need to be waited on day and night! And my pussy should never, ever go without being full to the point of leaking with cum!"