Schittâs Creek Season 5 Sentence Starters
âOh my god, thatâs so embarrassing. You must feel ridiculous.â
ââAdventure datesâ sound like something a marriage counselor would prescribe as a last resort.â
âI would be lost without you.â
âUh oh, we got a virgin!â
âSo weâre doing all of this so that you can prove our relationship is exciting?â
âDonât touch me. No.â
âOkay, I would like to remind you that I donât have a therapist anymore.â
âWell these days, either heâs crying or I am.â
âOh, no. Donât make any changes on my account.â
âWow! So this is an abduction then?â
âIâm not going to the botanical gardens by myself! What, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some pervert?â
âWeâre done with you.â
âHey, are we spinning more bottles?â
âI say we play truth or dare.â
âIâm sorry, are you saying you were jealous.â
âWow, okay. So when you were saying you were jealous, were you saying you were jealous of him or jealous of me?â
âI wonder what would have happened if we met in high school.â
âCan we pretend today didnât happen?â
âMaybe youâre indigestion is caused by the speed at which you eat your food.â
âWe should do breakfast more often. This is really fun.â
âI think I mightâve gotten a⌠whisper of desire.â
âShe obviously thinks weâre a couple of pushovers.â
âIs everything okay? You look paler than normal.â
âOkay, I donât know who this is, but could we put him back in the box?â
âI left you with six adult tamagotchis in perfect health. And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to, like, actively murder them in order for that to happen.â
âMiss, seems that the strap has fallen off of your shoulder. Iâd offer to put it back for you, but as a delivery guy, I donât know if itâs my place.â
âNow if only you had that much respect for my time. Iâve been waiting here forever.â
Um, sorry that Iâm lateâŚmyâŚgrandmother passed this morning.â
âHow far do you think weâd get if we just started running?â
âIâd like to pay you off to not be here anymore.â
âThis is feeling kind of sketchy and last minute-y.â
âAlso, weâre going with âsurpriseâ. âHappy birthdayâ was too wordy and we couldnât mail it at rehearsal.â
âYes, you have legs like tree trunks. We knew that going into this.â
âNo. No, itâs too much!â
âExcuse me, I have a job to do.â
âWhat are you doing, walking the streets alone?â
âIâd ask if you could hold us up more, but Iâm not a big fan of rhetorical questions.â
â____, Iâm the one on the chair!â
âOh my god, just spit it out, ____!â