Lump Off

third base is when he sees u cry for the first time

That paw’s GLOWIN

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

do dogs know that they’re cute?

@goblindogs

i am wearing my finest velvet coat and my second-best doublet. from across the room, i see you, swathed in sorbet-colored tulle. the assassination is canceled. no one told me my target would be so beautiful 

My weakness is the Halloween section in stores.

I dont want to do anything bc I am embarrassed. Im embarrassed of everything. The way I look. The way I talk. The things I say. What my eyes are doing. The clothes im wearing. Even my thoughts are embarrassing. It doesnt matter whether or not people can tell what im thinking, they do and im embarrassed of it.