WidmerWrites

Woke up sick. Got out of bed to see how bad it was.

Ya know, interstellar archaeology was a lot more interesting and mysterious before the universal translator was invented. I mean, we flew all the way to Alpha Centauri and discovered an ancient mine below the surface of a moon, right? And we find all this amazing graffiti, scrawled on the walls by workers well over 50,000 years ago. 

So the bad guys got away, but it’s okay because the good guys put a tracking device on their ship...

Toenails: The Musical 

Got scammed yesterday.

Went to see Finrod the Fantastic Fire Drake.

How many countin’ fingers can I fit in my mouth at once?

Weather Forecasting and Divination are essentially the same thing.

Thinking about doing one of those new ‘parasite cleanses.’

“Wait, hang on a second, I have it right here.”