Nothing to see here

Smug fucking European tbh. Like yes Americans need to fight more but when the system is literally built around draining the workers dry, there’s no chance to protest. Weekends are literally just enough to heal from the last week—if they even have weekends at all between “side hustles” and second or third jobs. Insulting to see this arrogance

Pedro, come on. 

wait, she ditched the sword?

she’s pussy

Why would I settle for less knowing I can get exactly what I want?

"why did your cat bite me" you pet her incorrectly. deserved

But he ran up on me and bite my foot when I did nothing

maybe you had bad vibes

you underestimate speedrunning techs and their requirements

I'm pretty sure the absolute best speedrun time is the one where somebody got a random warp saving several seconds that was ultimately concluded to not be reproducible due to most likely being caused by a neutrino passing through exactly the right physical location in the RAM at the perfect moment. So yes, astrophysical phenomena do affect SM64 speedruns on a much higher level of sensitivity than you expect

tit lights for life

finally a ceiling titty truly worth jacking off to

Nice work all

Posts that make you want to take world leaders hostage

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin