drake over all

sperm don’t become babies

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

You know what I want? A bath. A bath where I can stretch out my legs as much as I can and still have room. A bather where the tub is so deep it actually covers me up to my shoulders. A bath with just the right amount of bubbles. I want a bath that makes me feel like a queen mermaid president.

can we talk about parks and rec and character development for a moment? so many of the characters pretty much made complete 180s in terms of development, and it didn’t feel contrived or rushed or anything. april gained passion and ambition, andy learned how to care for others and be a better person, chris learned to cope with mental illness in a healthy way, and mark left. mark just fuckign left. good fuckign riddance mark