trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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- Floor Lamp: Turn On, 100%, Red
- Set volume to 10
- Say “Resistance is futile. Time to die.”
- Play “Imperial March” on Amazon Music’]
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This is not a Dream
Even when I can’t say love you - I love you.
If I woke up and I called it quits, If today I gave up all of this, Maybe I could get you back tomorrow,
And that’s the hardest pill to swallow.
I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
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I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂
Save them
Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
Nature control
Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
evolves to a badass beast
He’s too freaking strong
up for hugs
He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
He can dance
baby boy.. baby.,
Even when I can’t say love you - I love you.
If I woke up and called it quits, If today I gave up all of this, Maybe I could get you back tomorrow,
And that’s the hardest pill to swallow.
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“I wonder if you wonder why I’m never around. I wonder if you, I wonder if you wonder what I’m doing right now.”
— Witt Lowry (Wonder if you wonder)
Know it’s been a long time, I hear you’re doing just fine
Graduated, got a job and you’ve been working a grind
You’re never looking behind
I know you never found me crossing your mind
But I’d be lying if you didn’t cross mine
From time to time, I see some of your pictures online
Witt Lowry
“I wonder if I could tell myself that there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but you see the sea if full of sharks, fake guppies, and greed.”
— - Witt Lowry “Wonder if You Wonder”
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This is the kind of meme your mom posts on Facebook 8 months from now
after his nightly patrols
