Why Would I Date You

If you dont like yourself….than I wont either haha sorry. Humor and being goofy at times is also a plus.

Weeell I guess you should know I don’t really like dinner dates. It’s awkward and gross to ask questions and talk while really just trying to get the that meatball and spaghetti all the way in your mouth! Do I eat then talk? Talk while choking down the…

His parting lines:

Who ever you are, thanks for visiting my profile. May God bless you in your search for a godly husband. If you have any questions, feel free to look me up on [a different free dating site] or fb under [real first name] [real last name].

True Confession Time.

I grew up a little sheltered. I’ve not kissed a lot of boys or held a lot of hands but I don’t really feel like *that* much of a prude. But I am a little confused when I’m about two speech bubbles into a message conversation and so…

BREAKING NEWS: eHarmony is releasing a service called eH+ that will be a “personal matchmaker” kind of thing. I don’t know how it works exactly, but if someone wants to sponsor me, I’ll let you know. You can read about it yourself here.

For only $5000.00…

If your profile has any of these you’re boring, if you’re not prove it. At least try.

1. no photos, a random photo, we can’t see your face

2. random 1 or 2 word answers to the profile questions

3. exorbitant # of typos

4. you only talk about sports or…

I am most passionate about life – when I am closest to God. I love this verse from the Song of Solomon, if ever there was a site to quote it – eharmony has got to be it. “I am my beloved’s and His desire is towards me.” I love how romantic God is! If you…

There are 2 sentences on his profile. This is the first:

Love of my woman my woman is the one i spend everyday with but the Lord Jesus Christ is the one I spend all the time with.

Wait.. does he already have a woman? Why is he on here?

and this is the…

The Goofy Turkey

                  I’m really not sure what he thinks he’s doing.

It was tricky to black out his…

Thanks for Giving! A Contest!

More Dating profiles coming right up! We’ve got a couple real turkeys for you today.

In other news,…

Too Soon

I think it had been about a day since the last little love note from this guy. After a grand total…

You took a selfie.

You were dressed nicely- even a tie! and you were in the bedroom mirror — points for not being in the bathroom or while driving!

But you had barefeet (which looks silly with a tie, unless you’re standing on the beach and holding…

Here's A Fun Game

are these homemade?

I invented it just for you. It has only three steps, so you probably won’t play…

Free Time:

I typically spend my leisure time: Reading my Bible, listening to music, playing video games (I’m a guy OK !), watching TV or going to the movies.

i am pursuing life-long learning (currently outside academia’s walls) and want to be an embodiment of humility and fortitude a family can “follow” (walk in ‘the way’ with).

This sounds like the pretentious version of “night school” or “school of hard…

He’s passionate about:

Just having fun

And he spends his leisure time doing:

Anything, I try and make anything fun

Those are the only personal details he gives us besides his height and eye color. He must be a catch, all that fun.

Again, I ask why? Why…

Under The Table.

According to my research on google.com, this could mean he is into something illegal, is intoxicated, or he works at a fine restaurant.

He later tells us:

I love to have fun, I still love being like a kid

I will let you decide.