HERE ME OUT GUYS
Good ending 40k.
Everything goes good.
Timeline time.
For some reason it starts with Leman Russ finding the shard of magnus that is good and makes up with magnus. Very tender brother brother friendship.
Lion El'Jonson meets up with Robot Gorillaman, brotherly bond, both therapise eachgother.
Khan leaves webway, becomes best friends with Girlyman via mutual eldari fucking.
Dorn resurrection (if that is his skeleton on the phalanx) or appears. Gets therapy.
Vulcan shows up 🥰🥰🥰
Sanguinius stays dead... but he communicates with everyone so consistently he might as well be.
THE EMPORER DIES... then resserects... then becomes a good father and nice dude. Still God tho.
Fulgrum clone acquired. Instant therapy.
Fulgrum clone goes into eye of terror and drags Fulgrums punk ass out by hair.
Through eldar fucking, girlyman kills slaanesh freeing Fulgrum. Instant therapy.
UNITY WITH ELDAR
Gorilla man and khan convince dad that the eldar are actually pretty cool. Best friend's now.
Lion El'Jonson eats all the ethereals, frees tau. Tau becomes best friends.
Fulgrum and girlyman learn how to fix angrons butcher nails. They get Vulcan and Ferris to pin that chihuahua down and they fix his brain. He leaves khorne. Instant super therapy.
Magnus eats tjzeench. Free from warp. All the therapy.
Leave mortarion. I just don't like him... he's cool looking but nope.
NIGHT LORDS RESERECT THE NIGHT LORD
All the therapy. Space batman.
Lorgar checks his shit and leaves warp to apologize to dad.
Alpherius is happy with everything. Not a care in the world.
All primarchs eat tyranids. All gone.
Befriend orks, make sport of war so they are cool.
Emporer finishes webway project with magnus.
Ferris finds the necrons. Fixes the necrons. More friends.
Fallen are forgiven.
Everyone cries... they all need it.
ABSOLUTE CINIMA












