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I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

I’M HYPERVENTILATING

L M A O

Someone throws a bowling ball into a mysterious, huge hole in the ground. 150 years later, the bowling ball returns.

The miniature city beneath the bowling alley!! :O

goto statements are insecure as shit I hope she said no

You arrive home to find your roommate on the ground, straddling an identical copy of themselves with a knife in hand.

Ah, the sandstorm

I can fast travel in real life

How does it work

Medically induced coma and an uber