why am i like this

Boscha got two moms? And they both in potion track? And shes just like them omggg

having self-inserts for shit is good. fun. healthy, even. i encourage it.

90% of the media created by grown ass well known men is just them inserting themselves into a fantasy. like. you are allowed this. it’s good. you are fine. allow yourself to have fun

How do buffs work in-universe? Bennett sets everything on fire, but it's good this time, unlike all the other times he's set you on fire. Watching Noelle beat the CRAP out of hilichurls makes you feel so good you stop bleeding. Barbara upends a bucket of water all over you for the umpteenth time and you thank her for the privilege.

Your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died

We smoked him. Sorry

idiot got smoked

guys. guys I just had a fucking vision of the next tumblr meme

[I.D. Two drawings of Garfield. The first is sitting down like a normal cat, as he used to be portrayed in the comics. The second, he is standing on two legs like a human and points to himself with a red glint in his eye. Text above and below reads “Become Bipedal.” End I.D.]

call off the meme now please

This post is what, hours old? Are y'all going for some kind of shitpost speedrun? Cuz i’m totally here for that

posted today, 30th March, 7:54 am IST…..