Whumpers-assemble

Sheppard… I’m not sure that’s exactly how your tac vest was meant to be used. Just sayin’…

Grimm 2x13 | Nick Burkhardt Whump

As much as I love this scene, and trust me I am dying for this shit, there is something more important that needs to be discussed.

Malcolm Bright does not use 3-in-1 or 2-in1. Look at that shelf, baby. When you go to his house, he’s got charcoal masks and bath salts. This man has a skincare routine. He doesn’t smell like the seventh-grade hallway in middle school. He doesn’t invite you to stay the night and make you wash your hair with Head & Shoulders 3-in-1. He smells fruity and you know his hair is soft as hell. 

I stan a man who uses fruity, pink bathing supplies.

His skin? Clear. 

His shower? Stocked. 

“They’re called pavor nocturnus. Night terrors. And they’re not fun. But on the bright side, they’re ruining my life, so.”

“It’s fine. It’s just a small one.” 

Is that everyone? Like, you wanted more?

I need a hero

I’m planning hurt for my hero ‘til the end of the night

He’s gotta be kicked and he’s gotta be torn and he’s gotta be bruised from the fight

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I need a hero

I’m laying waste to my hero ‘til the morning light