Who’s That Funky Dude

I love posting random dumps on my instagram because it’s lowk just me hanging out with the same 4 people

Tf you mean my longest running friendship is older than the class of 2030

Me, Bojack Horseman, a warm blanket, a big water bottle, and my returning lingering sadness, no one bother I’ve found peace

Sometimes I find videos from when I was little and holy shit I was so fucking weird. Like in all of them I’m singing, making random noises, and there are so many odd facial expressions. Like idk if this is a reflection of who I am now but man I was weird

I want an edit of Tahani Al Jamil from The Good Place to Sue Me by Audrey Hobert. I just think it would be so perfect with the lines of sue me I want to be wanted and it could be her constantly being overlooked by her parents for Kamilia. Along with that I think the but fcking your ex is iconic line, it can be her and Jason because obviously in this reboot they don’t realize in the first one he married Janet kinda making them ex in a way?

I’ve decided I didn’t gain consciousness and become a real person until I got my braces off

Today I gained consciousness and realized I can post as much as I want on my spam account because it’s a SPAM account and if people don’t like then well then they can get off my page (or the alternative I js post them to myslef)

Why does the padding in bikinis always get so crumpled up like genuinely it’s so annoying. Like I’m packing to go away for Fourth of July and I’m sitting here trying to flatten out this pad using the smallest hole I’ve ever seen on a bathing suit. I’m so irked

I love my job bc wdym today I argued with my bunks head counslor (I’m assistant head) about which one of us would have to be the one to pull a tooth out with our bare hands (this was hypothetical)

I love being musical because I was listening to Loving Machine by TV Girl and I was like huh that’s a flute, I play flute! So I googled the solo and I learned it like 2 seconds and now I can play it and I think that’s so joyous

I want a shame wizard edit to every breath you take by the police I think it would be so perfect