i’m shae

Her pussy is simply too pretty to not be eaten out everyday

we need more men in eyeliner always

men i need you to go into your nearest shop and buy or shoplift the cheapest black eyeliner pencil they have and use it until there's nothing left i promise you'll look so fucking hot

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

Panties to the side & teasing your pussy so I can hear you beg for me to put it in

wake me up with your cock sliding in my messy pussy .. I promise to be obedient

One little noise out of me and he covers my mouth, shushing me. Reminding me just who’s toy I am, and whose pleasure truly matters. 🤤

Casually jerking off with your girl and then stopping right before you cum to slide it in her and put the whole load where it belongs

in the mood for the filthiest, horniest make out session I can imagine right now. Both of us absolutely desperate for each other, hands fucking everywhere, unable to slow down or stop. her riding my thigh while she sucks my tongue, my leg getting slicker with each thrust of her hips, till she’s so close her clit is grazing against mine. pushing her clit closer while I grab her hips hard, not letting go of what’s mine. listening to her soft sweet moans, not letting her stop making out with me, while her clit is grinding against mine. finally, after my brain has gone fully delirious (has it been minutes? hours?) after enough begging, pleading, and whimpering I just might let her cum all over me….

I have that exact lingerie set😭

Mood