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packer with a cumtube that I connected to a pouch of liquor in my bra and to get a drink you have to suck my cock

i wanna climb on a woman and suck on her tits. use my teeth on her neck her jawline her earlobes her collarbones her navel. want my mouth all over her body. need to gently press my thumbs and fingers into her muscle while she's squirming under me. need to feel all the things that make her quiver under me. i think that'd fix me

Imagine being a male carpenter bee trying to have a normal day, but get absolutely dominated by a fellow male carpenter bee to the point of barely being able to move instead. And this giant saw that, took a photo of it, and shared it to the whole world. And now an incomprehensibly large number of people know your pathetic ass is still aching from the sex and are laughing at you.

horsegirl in public and her thang is too big to fit in normal clothes so its just flopping out from the bottom of her skirt

robot girl with vampire girl friend: ok so I take the imitation blood compound and soak it in a sponge material, then cover that in adequately realistic skin and install it somewhere on my body. the smell should be realistic enough, and then, I just need a plausible explanation for what the real function of it is supposed to be so it's not too obvious that- i mean, so that she knows not to bite it to compromise the important purpose it serves.

vampire girl accidentally stumbling on the blueprints: there's got to be some practical reason for this, i'm probably just reading into it, i mean, sure, it looks like she's considering attaching an exposed piece of bloody synthetic flesh to her neck that has no actual functionality, but I don't know how she works. she definitely doesn't want me to bite her. that would be a really weird thing to assume.

their succubus friend absolutely loves hanging out with the two because the particular kind of repression going on here is like a really interesting flavor of sugar free energy drink to her, can't get it anywhere else. no actual nutritional value but like, the stimulant effect is pretty good anyway

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