me: hey mom i found something outside
mom: it better not be a frog
me:
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me: hey mom i found something outside
mom: it better not be a frog
me:

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βͺOutkast singing βIf what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exceptionβ in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and itβs still too deep todayβ¬
time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.Β
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He hadΒ βofficialβ andΒ βunofficialβ mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.Β
Icon.Β
donβt forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

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bae: come over
me: i canβt, iβm in 16th century japan
bae: iβm home alone
me:
fact: sam winchester is cute as heck and if u disagree iβm very sorry to inform u that u have a serious case of the wrong
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? Thatβs common sense leaving your body.

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My senior quote
Cards Against Humanity just murdered every company that gender markets
thereβs just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I canβt explain it
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.
Dan Howell (via softporn)

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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are