parsons

what i will write:

I ONLY WRITE TRANSMASC/MALE READER. DO NOT ASK ME TO WRITE FEM READER THERE IS ENOUGH ALREADY.

most everything! f1, wags, i'm always willing to try things once! i'll write for any driver, but some will def be more detailed than others.

i'll write for most kinks as well

headcannons/oneshots i'm not good with continuing stories

stuff i'll write but only a little:

lewis hamilton (im srry but KIM???? poor life decisions.)

lance stroll (zionist and i also just....... dont...... care......)

lightning mcqueen (he's in my mind always but idk if anyone wants it)

cod x reader (hyperfixation. comes and goes, and it's mostly nikto)

what i WILL NOT write:

feet, scat, piss, any super extreme kinks. im just not comfortable with it

incest/underage/anything like that. ewewewew

I AM NOT WRITING FEM READER

smut with arvid lindblad (i'm close enough in age to him to where it feels strange and he's bbg to me. sorry!)

tag guide: (might add more idk)

"parsonsponders" - chatting/fic announcements/responding to asks

red bull

max - no comment

dom and i’m not taking questions

snaps/whistles at pup to get their attention

HEAVY on the praise

loves to see a pup’s tail wag

willing to house train a pup

isack - bared witness to the making of pup liam

soft dom 90% of the time

great at comforting a scared/nervous pup

AMAZING with cuddles (mm biceps i mean who said that.)

big hugs big hugs :)

vcarb

liam - the og puppyboy on the grid

puppyboy (THANK YOU ADMIN)

prefers chain collars to plush ones

tell him he’s a good boy and he’ll bluescreen

likes sleeping in a (LARGE) crate like a good guard dog

arvid - n/a

he’s like. lowkey too bbg for me to hc

listen I can be freaky but idk about projecting that onto arvid

especially when he is NOT that much older than me…..

he has to deal with liam ig, isack comes in to help though

ferrari

not writing much for LH until he dumps Kim. if ur upset write your own thx

im so sorry gang so you get 2 (two) hcs

would be dom to multiple pups

takes his pup(s) on walks (around the house, he doesn’t want them to be uncomfortable)

charles - literally every pup becomes leo

puppy gets the fuckin life of luxury

prefers to just sit and rest with pups

treats treats treats!!

i really don’t have a lot for him. seems more vanilla tbh

sorry charles fans

williams

albon - didn’t he say he wished he was leo or smth once? also he has like 18 pets cmon

congratulations he has another pet and its puppy

i also have nothing for him unless we’re also adding Lily (love her love her)

WITH adding Lily:

so much like, not baby talk, but like “awwhh puppy!! awhh look at you!”

puppy becomes like a weighted blanket for the two of them

sooo many cuddles <3

carlos - haha fluffy dog.

jk hes a dom surprise shawty

or not really have you SEEN his hands.

HUGE. around my neck please and thank you!

pup gets a pretty heavy collar

trains pups with hand motions instead of spoken commands

audi

gabi - I MAKE DOG NOISES FOR MY GF, BARK????

the reason i made this

subby puppyboy

vocal pup

fuckin braaaaaaat.

prefs “gabriela” when pup

guess who the dom is guys

nico - audi is one interview away from making this real WATCH IT HAPPEN /j

dom but we knew that

likes training bratty pups (“I feel like Nico would just grab the bull by the horns and- Y’know?” - Gabi)

strict but not mean

one guess as to who his pup is.

aston martin

i do not support lance btw - zionist who as of last confirmed check is dating an ex idf soldier.

only two hcs for him he's not my priority anyways

lance

treats pups like they're his actual pets instead of treating it like a kink thing

like, will cuddle and stuff but will also send pup away if its too much/in a bad mood

alonso - he gets two sections actually

current alonso - older, basically retired

dad with the pet he said he wasn't going to like

can really only handle one pup of his own

likes to watch pups play (sfw and nsfw)

customized collar with his name on the back with a “if lost, please return to”

enjoys the ownership part of puppyplay

young alonso - roughly renault era bc he’s hot

teasing dom

can and will dom multiple pups at the same time

enjoys manhandling his pup(s)

LOVES teaching tricks to show off to others how good his pup(s) are