Death At Her Finest

when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.