Oh, Sweetie

At first I was like, oh neat some fun tricks to make chopping faster and less messy, and then he made an extendable potato and I died

Witchcraft

After seeing how the CDC actually works a lot of Zombie movies became way more plausible. (source)

It was the zombie apocalypse but I still had to go to work.

thats just march

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

filmmakers before you make a movie with an ambiguous ending please consider: i like to know things

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face