thought daughter

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

i’ve been trying to dissect my feelings for years now. like they’re a frog in a high school lab and i’m both the student and the thing pinned down and i keep telling myself to follow my heart but also be rational as if those two ever sit at the same table. it’s hard to tell what’s intuition and what’s just trauma holding a flashlight under its own face making everything look like a threat. when i finish overthinking, i want someone to cut me open through all the layers and separate which part is heart and which part is just survival dressed up as instinct. please just once do the dirty work for me

schrödingers frog

please don’t be the don’t look up plotline please don’t be the don’t look up plotline

i dont have time to eat breakfast because i have to look at my phone in bed. how can i fix this dont say put the phone down

put a bowl of rice behind your pillow the evening before so you can look at your phone while eating the rice the way a horse would eat from a feeding trough