• madi •

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

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I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

As an introvert, once u find someone that u enjoy spending time with just as much as u like being alone, that’s a big fucking deal

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

gay club. reblog to be gay.

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

capybara is wisdom, wombat is swag, viscacha is kindness

*writes I LIKE GIRLS on every other page of my journals so future historians don’t try to insist that I’m straight”

“Now, given that she wrote on page 12, ‘Just to be clear: I’m sexually and romantically attracted to women exclusively,’ one may be tempted to read this literally, but we can’t rule out sarcasm.”

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

As a gay, I thought this was going in a very different direction